pirate pizza - arrrgh!

This a slice of homemade whole wheat pizza leftover from last nights dinner.   The orange has a treasure map with 'x' marking the spot.  I wouldn't normally let a sharpie marker anywhere near their food, but I figure the back of the orange would be fine.  The salad dressing and the pizza have nori skull and cross bone embellishments.  And the pirate cupcake holder is covering a pile of gold (and green and orange) veggie straws.